In the morning edition of Peyton Isn’t a Crotchety Old Man…
To the guy riding his bike and his girlfriend sitting on his handlebars carrying their coffee that I had to yell in order to avoid being crashed into because he was too busy kissing her back,
My bike isn’t great, I was on a downhill curve and I’m in a long distance relationship
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
I do this all the time and feel really stupid for doing it but THIS IS WHY.